doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah
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basedpidgeot:

low maintenance friends are definitely the best friends to have

like we’re hanging out but just doing our own stuff with no clear plan? cool

not really speaking to each other in a while and not assuming we hate each other? cool 

not having to put effort in to maintain a good friendship? awesome

44,585 notes · 13 hours ago
mindblowingfactz:

Apparently, ants have a clear colored abdomen – something that photographer Mohamed Babu and his wife discovered one day when they noticed a “white ant” that was crawling along their counter. It turns out, the ant had just consumed a drop of milk that was left on the counter, turning his lower half white. The photographer set up a variety of colored water pools and patiently waited until the ants consumed the liquid to show their colored abdomens.

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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matt-smiths-legs:

junjouchara:



I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

267,849 notes · 13 hours ago
Reblog if you are in at least one of those fandoms…

bessonovafan6454:

agentsoffandoms:

sherlock-winchester-who-221b:

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It’s impossible to not Reblog because everyone is in at least one

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exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

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satintears-velvetkisses:

blue-sad-ness:

xx

☯❁☪♀ૐ
mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

brigette-rose:

catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day

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